On Christmas Eve our little Piglet was recruited to work as one of Santa’s little elfers and was accidentally caught on camera zipping around Barcelona whilst hard at work.

Twice.

And so the little piglet was reprimanded for making herself so visible to the little children and was sent home. Supersadface.

Down at the beach, checking out the local talent.

The boys watch the girls as the girls watch the boys who watch the girls go by…

Eye to eye

(This one is for Granizado Kennedy)

Riu made you a Christmas card, with a little elf from her parents.

She sends her love to her fans, family, and friends.

Blue Steel.

Really, really ridiculously good-looking.

Riu’s second world tour of Ireland takes her back to see her Granizado Kennedy.

This time around she’s like a little PR professional - all straight ahead, eyes on the camera. Still not taking your questions though.

Riu meeting her mother’s aunt.

The meeting between a grand-aunt and a grand-niece is a grand excuse for a laugh on both sides.

Only hilarious.