On Thursdays Riu goes to La Marelle to Splash.

This last Thursday they were doing textures.

They see me crouching.

They see me standing.

Seers be seeing.

Riu took Mama to the hospital so they could check the ultrasound scan of her little brother or sister.

While waiting she checks her tumblr to see if there are any new posts.

HA HA HA NEW POSTS ALL THE TIMES. THIS ONE IS ALL LEMONS!

WHAT? GRANIZADO OGLESBY SENT FLOWERS AGAINS?

These flowers right here…

They can see me when my eyes are open, but they can’t see me when my eyes are closed.

HA HA HA SILLY FLOWERS CAN’T SEE ME.

Traditionally on Saint Patrick’s Day somebody in the house has to dress as a leprechaun. This year it’s Riu’s turn. Again.

She’s not happy about it and wants to call social services.

OH HAI STACEY I’M BEING CHARACTERISED AS A CULTURAL STEREOTYPE. I’M BEING BESMIRCHED AND BELITTLED…

…BEING BESMIRCHED AND BELITTLED, BEGORRAH…

HA HA HA.